very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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