I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
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She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
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Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
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