It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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