OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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