That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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