we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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