I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
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You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
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A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude