Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(248): View more from Michigan

It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now

(248): View more from Michigan

I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!

(248): View more from Michigan

I am absolutely hammered

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(201): View more from New Jersey

bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems

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(609): View more from New Jersey

She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..

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(310): View more from California

four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"

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(916): View more from California

It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...

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(260): View more from Indiana

Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.

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