It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
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Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
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Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.