i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
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my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
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She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
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