I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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