i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
One day when i undoubtedly need an intervention please let it include lightsabers.
I think I can handle that.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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