She announced her abortion via fbk
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
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Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
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I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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