Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
soo according to the calendar on my phone, I'm 5 minutes late to have sex with that guy from work. Apparently we planned this, I even set an alarm.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
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i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
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I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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