hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
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