love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
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Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
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I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
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