Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
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