Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
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guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
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In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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