Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
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you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
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Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
My vagina is officially offended.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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