He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
I wish I only lived at night.
you were carrying around a glass of vodka telling everyone it was Russian water
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stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
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I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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