And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
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I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
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Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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