Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
i got kicked out of McDonald's for demanding a margarita mcflurry
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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