she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
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