Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
Slut skills are useful in every country.
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So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
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I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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