I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
please come you make the beer taste better
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
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Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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