Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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