I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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