I wanna bring you to show and tell
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
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