if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
whoever threw up in my shampooo bottle is totally getting defriended on facebook.
i tried to stop you. you just kept saying your split ends needed punishment.
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I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
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He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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