so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
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The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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