i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
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walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
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Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
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