just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
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You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
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Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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