i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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