Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
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This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
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You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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