Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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