And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
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I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
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Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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