We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I hid a 6pack in the microwave for later
I knew I liked you
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
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I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
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RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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