Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
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we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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