i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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