I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
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I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
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Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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