if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
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