I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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