I think scott just propositioned me for sex
i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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