turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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