Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
Randomize
