drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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