While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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