Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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