In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
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