Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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