idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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