After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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