physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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