thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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